The Jokes Of August 2016
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Tuesday, August 23rd, 2016
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get
his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get
your dam fish here!"
A pastor hears this
and asks, "Why are you
calling them 'dam fish'?"
The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the
local dam."
The pastor buys a couple
fish, takes them home to
his wife, and asks her to
cook the dam fish. The wife
responds surprised, "I
didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that
way."
He explains to
her why they are dam fish.
Later at the dinner table, he asks his son
to pass the dam fish. He responds,
"That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!"
Tuesday, August 26th,
2016
Three guys travel to
Saudi Arabia and get lost. They walk into a tent
that they think was the one
they rented, but actually belongs to a prince with
3 hot wives. The prince comes home
and thinks his wives are
cheating on him. As a punishment, he tells them that their
penises will have to be cut
off in some way relating to their
occupation.
He asks the first
guy what his job was.
"I'm an employee at the shooting range," he replies.
"Then we'll shoot
your dick off!" the prince says.
"I'm a fireman,"
the second guy says.
"Then we'll burn
your cock off!" says the prince.
The third guy
smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman."