The Jokes Of February 2017
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Wednesday, February 15th, 2017
Danny sets up
Andy to go on a blind date with Shirley, a friend of his. But Andy is a little
worried about going out with someone he has never seen before.
«What do I do
if she’s ugly?» says Andy, «I’ll be stuck with her all
night.»
«Don’t worry.» Danny says. «Just go up to her door and
meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If
you don’t, just shout Aaauuuggghhh! and fake an asthma attack.»
So that night, Andy knocks at Shirley’s door, and when she comes out he is
awe-struck at how beautiful and sexy she is. Andy’s about to speak when the
girl suddenly shouts, «Aaauuuggghhh!»