The Jokes Of January 2017
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Thursday, January 19th, 2017
A little old
lady goes to the doctor
and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with
gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too
much because they never smell
and are always
silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted
at least 20 times since I’ve been here
in your office."
The doctor says, "I see, take these
pills and come back to see
me next week."
The next week the
lady goes back to his office.
"Doctor," she says, "I don’t know what you
gave me, but now my farts,
although still silent,
stink terribly!"
The doctor says,
"Good, now that we’ve cleared
up your sinuses,
let’s work on your hearing."
Thursday, January 26th, 2017
This crazy guy walks
into a restaurant and tells the
waiter, "Lemme get a cheeseburger, not too rare, not too well done, but right in the groove. Lemme get some
fries, not too crispy, not too burnt, but right in the groove. And while you’re at it, throw in a shake, not too thin, not too thick,
but right in groove."
The waiter took
down the order and came back five
minutes later and told the
man, "The cook said you can kiss
his ass, not to the left, not to
the right, but right in the groove."